MAGA AOC
MAGA: Make Alexandria Go Away
I’m Going To Washington DC
I’m Going To Washington DC… I Wonder When I’ll Meet Phil A. Buster?
If We’re Giving Immigrants Visas
If We’re Giving Immigrants Visas, Shouldn’t We Give Mastercards Too?
If The Camera Lens Is Round
If The Camera Lens Is Round, Why Are Pictures Square?
If The #2 Pencil Is The Most Popular
If The #2 Pencil Is The Most Popular, Why Is It #2?
If Space Is A Vacuum
If Space Is A Vacuum, Who Changes The Bags?
If Money Doesn’t Grow On Trees
If Money Doesn’t Grow On Trees, Why Do Banks Have Branches?
I Would Never Want Twins Because
I Would Never Want Twins Because I Can’t Handle Being Pregnant for 18 Months
I Wondered Why The Frisbee Was Getting Bigger
I Wondered Why The Frisbee Was Getting Bigger… Then It Hit Me
I Will Make The Electoral College
I Will Make The Electoral College Free For All Americans